Almost an Adult

The one where we finally got married

Those of you who’ve been following my blog (or my pathetic whining) for a good few years will know how much I longed for…

Going Viral – The Blogalypse 11 – One year on

One year into Covid19, how is this Kentish artist surviving in the crazy world of 2021?

A Woman’s Secret

If men are going to become feminist allies, then they need to know the full truth of the feminine experience. It may be something they aren’t ready for.

Going Viral – The Blogalypse 10 – ‘The New Normal’

Adapting to the strange new world of semi-lockdown blues.

Going Viral – The Blogalypse 9 – A tin foil hat is not PPE

Sleep deprivation, poverty, hunger, sweaty buttocks…these are the catalyst for the next phase…we’re just a few weeks away from total societal breakdown and we know it. At least we don’t have cystitis yet

Going Viral – The Blogalypse 8 – Meep Meep

When you are seven, no one really bats an eyelid if you windmill your arms down the bakery aisle in Sainsbury’s, shouting MEEP MEEP at the top of your voice. But when you are 47, doing the same might get you escorted out of the shop, or at worst arrested.

Going Viral – The Blogalypse 7 – Holding out for a Hero.

My mum used to say ‘No man will marry you if you’re undomesticated.’ She never once said, ‘You’ll die of a killer virus if you don’t learn to whip round with the j-cloth and a bit of Domestos once in a while you filthy mucker.’

Going viral – The Blogalypse 6 – The Stupids

I wonder how long we’ll keep it up before it becomes a carnage of naked people, smeared with their own excrement, running wildly through the street singing Kanye West songs and stabbing each other with umbrellas.

Going Viral – The Blogalypse 5 – Vera Lynn and Tortoise Porn

If you really need to have your mind taken off the virus and all the impending doom it brings with it today, then tortoise porn is a delightfully good rabbit hole to fall down.

Going Viral – The Blogalypse 5 – Moustache

As Queen of the New World Order I have officially designated today as ‘Homeworkers Draw A Moustache On Your Face Day’.