Going Viral – The Blogalypse 5 – Vera Lynn and Tortoise Porn

If you really need to have your mind taken off the virus and all the impending doom it brings with it today, then tortoise porn is a delightfully good rabbit hole to fall down.

Return to Amchara – Day 7 – Emotional fruit and the Cheeky Finger

It’s our last full day at Amchara. We’ve saved the best till last, because we’re both booked for full on professional colonic irrigation today,…

Travel Log – Day Five – Return to Amchara – Kevin and Poo-academy.

AndrĂ© is a different man. He has taken to everything like a baby being born into its natural world. He feels clean inside and…

Travel Log – Return to Amchara, Day Four – Floaty floaty floaty

Today I am tired and hungry. But I am also floaty as a feather, calm as a marshmallow (I’m sorry, my in-brain-thesaurus is not…

Travel Log – Return to Amchara – Day Two – The Hunger Games.

After a full day of traveling, however lovely the destination, it’s always a bit of a wrench when you hear the alarm going off…

2017 Travel Log – Return to Amchara. Day One. The Journey

And so it begins again… Last September I blogged my epic adventure in all things bowel-and-soul-cleansing related on my trip to the luxurious detox…

Travel log – one month on from Gozo…

It’s been a whole month since I returned from Gozo, wheelie case in hand, smile on my face, sunkissed and fresh-faced and sparkly butt-holed…

Travel log – Day Eight – The journey home.

My final morning in Gozo had arrived and although I was feeling sad to leave beautiful Amchara, my lovely new friends and my dear…

Travel log – Day seven (part two) – Coffee and Comino.

Where did we get to? Oh yes…after lunch. Well, I’d felt under a little pressure for the first time all week. Not in a…

Day Seven – Last day in Paradise (part one) – Return to solid food!

Good morning. For it was a really good morning. Today was the day I got to eat SOLID FOOD for the first time in…