Beany Baby – part two – The Return of the Bean

Dee made me promises. She told me that it would be so much fun trying out lots of different real coffees and lots of…

Beanie Baby – part one.

The second time I lost my virginity was at a classy hotel near The Barbican in London, with a hot red-headed woman called Dee who I’d met on the Internet about 15 years ago. I thought I knew it all, but it took this one special woman to open my eyes to a whole new sensual outlook on the world.

More than the sum of my parts – Part 1

You may have read this title, seen the word ‘parts’ and assumed this was going to be a post all about my lady garden….

Welsh toes and other abominations – (Adventures in DNA part two).

Some people remember what they were doing the day Kennedy got shot, or when Elvis died, or some other iconic tragic newsworthy moment. I…

Camp Joy

I recently had the joy of being dragged round a local ‘outdoor pursuits’ shop by my boyfriend in his quest to find running paraphernalia…

Return to Amchara – Day 7 – Emotional fruit and the Cheeky Finger

It’s our last full day at Amchara. We’ve saved the best till last, because we’re both booked for full on professional colonic irrigation today,…

Travel log – Return to Amchara – Day Six – Coffee and Dreams

It’s our second to last day. How can that be? How can it have gone so quickly already? We’ve made so many new friends…

Travel Log – Day Five – Return to Amchara – Kevin and Poo-academy.

AndrĂ© is a different man. He has taken to everything like a baby being born into its natural world. He feels clean inside and…

Travel Log – Return to Amchara, Day Four – Floaty floaty floaty

Today I am tired and hungry. But I am also floaty as a feather, calm as a marshmallow (I’m sorry, my in-brain-thesaurus is not…

Travel Log – Return to Amchara. Day Three – A historic journey.

So you may think by the title that I’m talking about our impending boat trip to the island of Comino later, but I’m not….