Going Viral – The Blogalypse 7 – Holding out for a Hero.

My mum used to say ‘No man will marry you if you’re undomesticated.’ She never once said, ‘You’ll die of a killer virus if you don’t learn to whip round with the j-cloth and a bit of Domestos once in a while you filthy mucker.’

Going Viral – The Blogalypse 5 – Vera Lynn and Tortoise Porn

If you really need to have your mind taken off the virus and all the impending doom it brings with it today, then tortoise porn is a delightfully good rabbit hole to fall down.

Going Viral – The Blogalypse 2 – Miffed

I’m pretty darn annoyed right now because I keep thinking what a really crap way to die this would be when last year I had the perfect opportunity to die in the most utterly epic ways and didn’t.

Going Viral – The Blogalypse 1 – Covfefe

I have had a very slight dry cough for the last 2-3 days. André too. We’re fine for now, but each time one of…

Journey to Oz – the rambling pre-amble Part II

Repelling sharks is almost as hard as seeing off the pervert down at the local pool.

It's the moon's fault

I keep writing grumpy things. Apparently it’s the fault of the Super Moon. At least according to my other sensitive female friends on Facebook…

Tantrum

Today I had a silly row with my other half. Well, to be honest, it wasn’t even a row. I just lost my shit…

Angry yoga

It started with the farts. It was something he ate or drank but it was particularly bad that morning. And it was yoga morning….

Travel log – Day Three (part three) – Thatcher's test

My first evening of fasting was possibly the most challenging part of the day. As it gets later in the day, my human brain…