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June 5, 2017

2017 Travel Log – Return to Amchara. Day One. The Journey

And so it begins again… Last September I blogged my epic adventure in all things bowel-and-soul-cleansing related on my trip to the luxurious detox…

April 11, 2017

Some people get into geneology to find out where they came from. I just wanted to know where my pubic hair came from.

December 5, 2016

You know in the 80s film ‘Gremlins’ there are those rules? Don’t get them wet, don’t expose them to bright light and don’t feed…

November 14, 2016

I keep writing grumpy things. Apparently it’s the fault of the Super Moon. At least according to my other sensitive female friends on Facebook…

November 12, 2016

Today I had a silly row with my other half. Well, to be honest, it wasn’t even a row. I just lost my shit…

November 8, 2016

It started with the farts. It was something he ate or drank but it was particularly bad that morning. And it was yoga morning….

November 2, 2016

You might think it was physically impossible for me to write a short, succinct blog post. But let me surprise you. This post has…

October 6, 2016

It’s been a whole month since I returned from Gozo, wheelie case in hand, smile on my face, sunkissed and fresh-faced and sparkly butt-holed…

September 5, 2016

Haha! I’m awake before that bloody cockerel!!! If this weren’t Nay’s place of work and a haven of serenity I would go outside and…

September 4, 2016

While we’re talking about poo I think it’s important that you know that I haven’t done one for two days (I’m only drinking veg/fruit…