Category: death

January 15, 2021

Going Viral – The Blogalypse 11 – One year on

One year into Covid19, how is this Kentish artist surviving in the crazy world of 2021?
April 12, 2020

Going Viral – The Blogalypse 9 – A tin foil hat is not PPE

Sleep deprivation, poverty, hunger, sweaty buttocks…these are the catalyst for the next phase…we’re just a few weeks away from total societal breakdown and we know it. At least we don’t have cystitis yet
April 6, 2020

Going Viral – The Blogalypse 8 – Meep Meep

When you are seven, no one really bats an eyelid if you windmill your arms down the bakery aisle in Sainsbury’s, shouting MEEP MEEP at the top of your voice. But when you are 47, doing the same might get you escorted out of the shop, or at worst arrested.
March 30, 2020

Going Viral – The Blogalypse 7 – Holding out for a Hero.

My mum used to say ‘No man will marry you if you’re undomesticated.’ She never once said, ‘You’ll die of a killer virus if you don’t learn to whip round with the j-cloth and a bit of Domestos once in a while you filthy mucker.’
March 24, 2020

Going Viral – The Blogalypse 5 – Vera Lynn and Tortoise Porn

If you really need to have your mind taken off the virus and all the impending doom it brings with it today, then tortoise porn is a delightfully good rabbit hole to fall down.
March 19, 2020

Going Viral – The Blogalypse 4 – Good Vibrations

The world may be in crisis. But Amazon can still deliver me a pulsating sex toy in less than 24 hours, so you know we haven’t reached the end of days quite yet.
March 15, 2020

Going Viral – The Blogalypse 2 – Miffed

I’m pretty darn annoyed right now because I keep thinking what a really crap way to die this would be when last year I had the perfect opportunity to die in the most utterly epic ways and didn’t.