Beanie Baby – part one.

The second time I lost my virginity was at a classy hotel near The Barbican in London, with a hot red-headed woman called Dee who I’d met on the Internet about 15 years ago. I thought I knew it all, but it took this one special woman to open my eyes to a whole new sensual outlook on the world.

Travel log – Return to Amchara – Day Six – Coffee and Dreams

It’s our second to last day. How can that be? How can it have gone so quickly already? We’ve made so many new friends…

Travel Log – Return to Amchara, Day Four – Floaty floaty floaty

Today I am tired and hungry. But I am also floaty as a feather, calm as a marshmallow (I’m sorry, my in-brain-thesaurus is not…

Travel Log – Return to Amchara. Day Three – A historic journey.

So you may think by the title that I’m talking about our impending boat trip to the island of Comino later, but I’m not….

Travel Log – Return to Amchara – Day Two – The Hunger Games.

After a full day of traveling, however lovely the destination, it’s always a bit of a wrench when you hear the alarm going off…

2017 Travel Log – Return to Amchara. Day One. The Journey

And so it begins again… Last September I blogged my epic adventure in all things bowel-and-soul-cleansing related on my trip to the luxurious detox…

Cheese dreams

You know in the 80s film ‘Gremlins’ there are those rules? Don’t get them wet, don’t expose them to bright light and don’t feed…

Travel log – one month on from Gozo…

It’s been a whole month since I returned from Gozo, wheelie case in hand, smile on my face, sunkissed and fresh-faced and sparkly butt-holed…

Day Seven – Last day in Paradise (part one) – Return to solid food!

Good morning. For it was a really good morning. Today was the day I got to eat SOLID FOOD for the first time in…

Day Six (part 2) – 4th day of fasting – Falling off the planet.

So last night was a whole new level of woo woo that my brain is still trying to process. You have to understand that…