Category: procrastination

April 12, 2020

Going Viral – The Blogalypse 9 – A tin foil hat is not PPE

Sleep deprivation, poverty, hunger, sweaty buttocks…these are the catalyst for the next phase…we’re just a few weeks away from total societal breakdown and we know it. At least we don’t have cystitis yet
April 6, 2020

Going Viral – The Blogalypse 8 – Meep Meep

When you are seven, no one really bats an eyelid if you windmill your arms down the bakery aisle in Sainsbury’s, shouting MEEP MEEP at the top of your voice. But when you are 47, doing the same might get you escorted out of the shop, or at worst arrested.
March 20, 2020

Going Viral – The Blogalypse 5 – Moustache

As Queen of the New World Order I have officially designated today as ‘Homeworkers Draw A Moustache On Your Face Day’.
February 10, 2016

(Non) Russian Bride the 4th

Today’s spammy lady letter (not claiming to be Russian this time) and my reply:- greetings I beg your pardon perhaps I am right. However…
February 15, 2015

Russian Bride – Mark Three

It’s that time of evening when to wind down from the stresses of the day, I resort to replying to my spam emails. I’ve…
February 7, 2015

Russian Bride – Number Two

I know I’m meant to be working. But I couldn’t resist answering another Russian Bride email that came to me yesterday. It’s not as…
March 16, 2013

My first Russian Bride

Although I would love to get married, I didn’t, until today, consider the option of a mail order bride from Russia. But this morning…