Beany Baby – part two – The Return of the Bean

Dee made me promises. She told me that it would be so much fun trying out lots of different real coffees and lots of…

Beanie Baby – part one.

The second time I lost my virginity was at a classy hotel near The Barbican in London, with a hot red-headed woman called Dee who I’d met on the Internet about 15 years ago. I thought I knew it all, but it took this one special woman to open my eyes to a whole new sensual outlook on the world.

Welsh toes and other abominations – (Adventures in DNA part two).

Some people remember what they were doing the day Kennedy got shot, or when Elvis died, or some other iconic tragic newsworthy moment. I…

It's the moon's fault

I keep writing grumpy things. Apparently it’s the fault of the Super Moon. At least according to my other sensitive female friends on Facebook…

Angry yoga

It started with the farts. It was something he ate or drank but it was particularly bad that morning. And it was yoga morning….

Travel log – one month on from Gozo…

It’s been a whole month since I returned from Gozo, wheelie case in hand, smile on my face, sunkissed and fresh-faced and sparkly butt-holed…

Travel log – addendum

It is Friday morning. I’ve just had my first solid poo in over a week. Perfectly formed. 10 out of 10 on the poo…

Travel log – Day Eight – The journey home.

My final morning in Gozo had arrived and although I was feeling sad to leave beautiful Amchara, my lovely new friends and my dear…

Travel log – Day seven (part two) – Coffee and Comino.

Where did we get to? Oh yes…after lunch. Well, I’d felt under a little pressure for the first time all week. Not in a…

Day Seven – Last day in Paradise (part one) – Return to solid food!

Good morning. For it was a really good morning. Today was the day I got to eat SOLID FOOD for the first time in…