Tag: covid-19

May 28, 2020

Going Viral – The Blogalypse 10 – ‘The New Normal’

Adapting to the strange new world of semi-lockdown blues.
April 12, 2020

Going Viral – The Blogalypse 9 – A tin foil hat is not PPE

Sleep deprivation, poverty, hunger, sweaty buttocks…these are the catalyst for the next phase…we’re just a few weeks away from total societal breakdown and we know it. At least we don’t have cystitis yet
April 6, 2020

Going Viral – The Blogalypse 8 – Meep Meep

When you are seven, no one really bats an eyelid if you windmill your arms down the bakery aisle in Sainsbury’s, shouting MEEP MEEP at the top of your voice. But when you are 47, doing the same might get you escorted out of the shop, or at worst arrested.
March 30, 2020

Going Viral – The Blogalypse 7 – Holding out for a Hero.

My mum used to say ‘No man will marry you if you’re undomesticated.’ She never once said, ‘You’ll die of a killer virus if you don’t learn to whip round with the j-cloth and a bit of Domestos once in a while you filthy mucker.’
March 26, 2020

Going viral – The Blogalypse 6 – The Stupids

I wonder how long we’ll keep it up before it becomes a carnage of naked people, smeared with their own excrement, running wildly through the street singing Kanye West songs and stabbing each other with umbrellas.
March 19, 2020

Going Viral – The Blogalypse 4 – Good Vibrations

The world may be in crisis. But Amazon can still deliver me a pulsating sex toy in less than 24 hours, so you know we haven’t reached the end of days quite yet.
March 14, 2020

Going Viral – The Blogalypse 1 – Covfefe

I have had a very slight dry cough for the last 2-3 days. André too. We’re fine for now, but each time one of…