2017 Travel Log – Return to Amchara. Day One. The Journey

And so it begins again… Last September I blogged my epic adventure in all things bowel-and-soul-cleansing related on my trip to the luxurious detox…

Cheese dreams

You know in the 80s film ‘Gremlins’ there are those rules? Don’t get them wet, don’t expose them to bright light and don’t feed…

Travel log – one month on from Gozo…

It’s been a whole month since I returned from Gozo, wheelie case in hand, smile on my face, sunkissed and fresh-faced and sparkly butt-holed…

Travel log – addendum

It is Friday morning. I’ve just had my first solid poo in over a week. Perfectly formed. 10 out of 10 on the poo…

Travel log – Day Eight – The journey home.

My final morning in Gozo had arrived and although I was feeling sad to leave beautiful Amchara, my lovely new friends and my dear…

Travel log – Day seven (part two) – Coffee and Comino.

Where did we get to? Oh yes…after lunch. Well, I’d felt under a little pressure for the first time all week. Not in a…

Day Seven – Last day in Paradise (part one) – Return to solid food!

Good morning. For it was a really good morning. Today was the day I got to eat SOLID FOOD for the first time in…

Restaurant review – the restaurant that must not be named.

If anyone in the Maidstone area hears reports on the grapevine about a couple who ruined the meals of a whole restaurant full of…