Going Viral – The Blogalypse 8 – Meep Meep

When you are seven, no one really bats an eyelid if you windmill your arms down the bakery aisle in Sainsbury’s, shouting MEEP MEEP at the top of your voice. But when you are 47, doing the same might get you escorted out of the shop, or at worst arrested.

Going viral – The Blogalypse 6 – The Stupids

I wonder how long we’ll keep it up before it becomes a carnage of naked people, smeared with their own excrement, running wildly through the street singing Kanye West songs and stabbing each other with umbrellas.

Going Viral – The Blogalypse 5 – Vera Lynn and Tortoise Porn

If you really need to have your mind taken off the virus and all the impending doom it brings with it today, then tortoise porn is a delightfully good rabbit hole to fall down.

Going Viral – The Blogalypse 2 – Miffed

I’m pretty darn annoyed right now because I keep thinking what a really crap way to die this would be when last year I had the perfect opportunity to die in the most utterly epic ways and didn’t.

Going Viral – The Blogalypse 1 – Covfefe

I have had a very slight dry cough for the last 2-3 days. André too. We’re fine for now, but each time one of…

More than the sum of my parts – Part 1

You may have read this title, seen the word ‘parts’ and assumed this was going to be a post all about my lady garden….

Return to Amchara – Day 7 – Emotional fruit and the Cheeky Finger

It’s our last full day at Amchara. We’ve saved the best till last, because we’re both booked for full on professional colonic irrigation today,…

Travel log – Return to Amchara – Day Six – Coffee and Dreams

It’s our second to last day. How can that be? How can it have gone so quickly already? We’ve made so many new friends…

Travel Log – Day Five – Return to Amchara – Kevin and Poo-academy.

André is a different man. He has taken to everything like a baby being born into its natural world. He feels clean inside and…

Travel Log – Return to Amchara, Day Four – Floaty floaty floaty

Today I am tired and hungry. But I am also floaty as a feather, calm as a marshmallow (I’m sorry, my in-brain-thesaurus is not…