Tag: survival

May 28, 2020

Going Viral – The Blogalypse 10 – ‘The New Normal’

Adapting to the strange new world of semi-lockdown blues.
March 30, 2020

Going Viral – The Blogalypse 7 – Holding out for a Hero.

My mum used to say ‘No man will marry you if you’re undomesticated.’ She never once said, ‘You’ll die of a killer virus if you don’t learn to whip round with the j-cloth and a bit of Domestos once in a while you filthy mucker.’
March 26, 2020

Going viral – The Blogalypse 6 – The Stupids

I wonder how long we’ll keep it up before it becomes a carnage of naked people, smeared with their own excrement, running wildly through the street singing Kanye West songs and stabbing each other with umbrellas.
March 24, 2020

Going Viral – The Blogalypse 5 – Vera Lynn and Tortoise Porn

If you really need to have your mind taken off the virus and all the impending doom it brings with it today, then tortoise porn is a delightfully good rabbit hole to fall down.
March 19, 2020

Going Viral – The Blogalypse 4 – Good Vibrations

The world may be in crisis. But Amazon can still deliver me a pulsating sex toy in less than 24 hours, so you know we haven’t reached the end of days quite yet.