Going Viral – The Blogalypse 4 – Good Vibrations

The world may be in crisis. But Amazon can still deliver me a pulsating sex toy in less than 24 hours, so you know we haven’t reached the end of days quite yet.

Going Viral – The Blogalypse 3 – The New World Order

There will also be an out and out ban on people saying the word ‘Huzzah!’

Going Viral – The Blogalypse 2 – Miffed

I’m pretty darn annoyed right now because I keep thinking what a really crap way to die this would be when last year I had the perfect opportunity to die in the most utterly epic ways and didn’t.

Going Viral – The Blogalypse 1 – Covfefe

I have had a very slight dry cough for the last 2-3 days. André too. We’re fine for now, but each time one of…

Nipples to the rescue!

I must say I am not only stunned and delighted to hear that my ‘Magnips’, nipple casting kits will be part of the recovery of such an important part of the Middle East…

Yet another (non) Russian Bride

I love it when Facebook Memories brings back a forgotten post about times past when I had enough time on my hands to reply…

Hell in a Hand Cart

Andre and I are going to hell 10 times over. We decided to go Aylesford Farmers Market which was at the Priory. We were…

Journey to Oz – Day two, part 3 – Singapore Stopover pm.

(It’s a long one. You may wish to get a cup of tea and use the toilet before you begin…) I have to get…

Journey to Oz – Day two, part two – Singapore Stopover a.m. – the BIG BIG mistake.

In which I make a big mistake and become one of the undead.

Journey to Oz – Day two – Singapore stopover – Changi Airport.

Butterflies, poo bomb bans and a machine that hates you. All part of the magical wonder that makes Changi Airport the best in the world.