Journey to Oz – Day one – Heathrow to Singapore

A black magic conspiracy to deprive me of snacks is all that’s keeping this plane in the air!

Journey to Oz – Maidstone to Heathrow

The last few weeks have been a blur. We delivered our sculpture, ‘Icarus had a Sister’ and a second smaller framed piece ‘Wallflower II’,…

Journey to Oz – the rambling pre-amble Part II

Repelling sharks is almost as hard as seeing off the pervert down at the local pool.

Journey to Oz – the Rambling pre-amble Part I.

A neurotic English woman with a wombat fetish journeys with her boyfriend and her multiple hangups to the other side of the world, looking for adventure, a marriage proposal and a suntan. She would get only one of these three things.

Beany Baby – part two – The Return of the Bean

Dee made me promises. She told me that it would be so much fun trying out lots of different real coffees and lots of…

Beanie Baby – part one.

The second time I lost my virginity was at a classy hotel near The Barbican in London, with a hot red-headed woman called Dee who I’d met on the Internet about 15 years ago. I thought I knew it all, but it took this one special woman to open my eyes to a whole new sensual outlook on the world.

More than the sum of my parts – Part 1

You may have read this title, seen the word ‘parts’ and assumed this was going to be a post all about my lady garden….

Welsh toes and other abominations – (Adventures in DNA part two).

Some people remember what they were doing the day Kennedy got shot, or when Elvis died, or some other iconic tragic newsworthy moment. I…

Camp Joy

I recently had the joy of being dragged round a local ‘outdoor pursuits’ shop by my boyfriend in his quest to find running paraphernalia…

Return to Amchara – Day 7 – Emotional fruit and the Cheeky Finger

It’s our last full day at Amchara. We’ve saved the best till last, because we’re both booked for full on professional colonic irrigation today,…