The one where we finally got married

Those of you who’ve been following my blog (or my pathetic whining) for a good few years will know how much I longed for…

Going Viral – The Blogalypse 8 – Meep Meep

When you are seven, no one really bats an eyelid if you windmill your arms down the bakery aisle in Sainsbury’s, shouting MEEP MEEP at the top of your voice. But when you are 47, doing the same might get you escorted out of the shop, or at worst arrested.

Going Viral – The Blogalypse 5 – Moustache

As Queen of the New World Order I have officially designated today as ‘Homeworkers Draw A Moustache On Your Face Day’.

Going Viral – The Blogalypse 4 – Good Vibrations

The world may be in crisis. But Amazon can still deliver me a pulsating sex toy in less than 24 hours, so you know we haven’t reached the end of days quite yet.

Going Viral – The Blogalypse 3 – The New World Order

There will also be an out and out ban on people saying the word ‘Huzzah!’

Nipples to the rescue!

I must say I am not only stunned and delighted to hear that my ‘Magnips’, nipple casting kits will be part of the recovery of such an important part of the Middle East…

Yet another (non) Russian Bride

I love it when Facebook Memories brings back a forgotten post about times past when I had enough time on my hands to reply…

Hell in a Hand Cart

Andre and I are going to hell 10 times over. We decided to go Aylesford Farmers Market which was at the Priory. We were…

Journey to Oz – Day two – Singapore stopover – Changi Airport.

Butterflies, poo bomb bans and a machine that hates you. All part of the magical wonder that makes Changi Airport the best in the world.

Journey to Oz – Day one – Heathrow to Singapore

A black magic conspiracy to deprive me of snacks is all that’s keeping this plane in the air!