The one where we finally got married

Those of you who’ve been following my blog (or my pathetic whining) for a good few years will know how much I longed for…

Going Viral – The Blogalypse 11 – One year on

One year into Covid19, how is this Kentish artist surviving in the crazy world of 2021?

Going Viral – The Blogalypse 5 – Vera Lynn and Tortoise Porn

If you really need to have your mind taken off the virus and all the impending doom it brings with it today, then tortoise porn is a delightfully good rabbit hole to fall down.

Going Viral – The Blogalypse 5 – Moustache

As Queen of the New World Order I have officially designated today as ‘Homeworkers Draw A Moustache On Your Face Day’.

Going Viral – The Blogalypse 4 – Good Vibrations

The world may be in crisis. But Amazon can still deliver me a pulsating sex toy in less than 24 hours, so you know we haven’t reached the end of days quite yet.

Going Viral – The Blogalypse 2 – Miffed

I’m pretty darn annoyed right now because I keep thinking what a really crap way to die this would be when last year I had the perfect opportunity to die in the most utterly epic ways and didn’t.

Going Viral – The Blogalypse 1 – Covfefe

I have had a very slight dry cough for the last 2-3 days. André too. We’re fine for now, but each time one of…

Yet another (non) Russian Bride

I love it when Facebook Memories brings back a forgotten post about times past when I had enough time on my hands to reply…

Journey to Oz – Day two – Singapore stopover – Changi Airport.

Butterflies, poo bomb bans and a machine that hates you. All part of the magical wonder that makes Changi Airport the best in the world.

Journey to Oz – Maidstone to Heathrow

The last few weeks have been a blur. We delivered our sculpture, ‘Icarus had a Sister’ and a second smaller framed piece ‘Wallflower II’,…